Monday, February 14



I've partnered up with the always wonderful and beautiful Tara B. of Little Girl Big Closet for a very special Valentine's Day post tonight. In the meantime, I've got something else to kick off this week on a high note -- a giveaway!

The folks over at Shopbop have generously offered to give away a $100 Shopbop gift card to one of the lucky readers of this blog.

Can you imagine would you could get with it? As an aspiring shoe horse (aspiring because my current collection is sadly paltry), I know I could go for some sweet new kicks. Some funky Jeffrey Campbell boots, perhaps? Or if you're more daring than I, some wedge booties? You can stock up on some Modern Vintage shoes, too! Or you know, splurge on 2394718976 new pairs of flats like a certain someone would. *coughs*

Aside from shoes, Shopbop also offers awesome designer clothing sales where your gift card can help you snag something pretty special! Like a new Free People slip... hmmm....

To enter, leave a comment on this post with the following things:

- Your first name.
- Your e-mail address so that I can contact you if you win.
- A joke. What? I like jokes! They don't have to be original.

This contest will be open until next Friday, February 25th at midnight CST. Only one entry per person. I will delete multiple entries as well as ones that don't include the 3 things I asked for. International entries welcome. And sorry to Pennsylvania bloggers, you guys will have to sit out of this giveaway because of a Shopbop restriction. Don't worry though, there will be another giveaway soon that you guys can participate in!

I will use a random number generator to pick a winner, and that winner will have 48 hours to get back to me before I pick another winner.

GOOD LUCK! And again, check back later for a special Valentine's Day post! ^^


  1. Susan G
    sgrudzien (at) att (dot) net

    What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

    Nacho cheese!!!

  2. sweet giveaway! :)

    Alice - alicetgao[at]

    what did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

    i want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.


  3. Julie

    What does a bee say when it flies backwards?


    Zzub zzub zzub

  4. peggy
    peghinds at

    What does Santa use to clean his hands?
    (I made this one up because I am a germ freak!)
    Thank you Amy K!

  5. sweeet!

    im norma at erosa17(at)gmail(dot)com and I sincerely apologize for the lame joke you are about to read :)

    Why shouldn’t you take a pokemon into the bathroom?

    He might Pikachu

  6. Love the giveaway!

    Joke: How do you make a kleenex dance?
    You put a little boogie in it! :)

  7. I have this giveaway going at my blog too! Chasing Davies


    What's a skunk's favorite lunch?

    Peanut butter and smelly sandwich!

    Thanks to a cute 2 year old for that one. :)

  8. yay!!! kkellyjj at gmail dot com

    A valentine's joke..
    Knock, knock!
    Who's there?
    Olive who?
    Olive you!

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  10. Awesome giveaway. Here's a joke from a laffy taffy I recently ate:

    What do sneezes wear on their feet? -- ahh-shoes

    megmarie412 at gmail dot com

  11. Lisa
    Lschauwecker (at) hotmail (dot) com
    She was only the farmer's daughter but all the horsemen knew her.
    (When you say 'All the horse men knew her', it sounds like you're saying...manure.)

  12. Melissa

    huddyma at gmail dot com

    What do you call a fish with no eyes?
    A fsh!

  13. ooh what a nice give-away!
    My email is carolyn(dot)rawr(at)gmail(dot)com

    As for jokes, I'm a librarian so this one gets me every time!

    Q: How many librarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: Hmm one moment, let me look that up for you. *said in your best librarian voice*

  14. Great giveaway!! I'm Ashley- apashleyporter at gmail dot com

    What do you call a phony macaroni?

    An im-pasta! (imposter, impasta, I crack myself up!)

  15. Stephanie,

    What do you call a video of pedestrians?


  16. What a great giveaway!


    My (totally generic) joke, in honor of Valentine's Day:

    Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!

  17. Kimberly

    Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

  18. Rachel

    Q. What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
    A. A Slipper

  19. Peagan
    linp182 (at) gmail (dot) com

    What did the boy frog say to the girl frog?
    "You are ribbeting!"

  20. Woo hoo, fabulous giveaway!

    What kind of animal do you NOT want to play cards with.

    (A cheetah.)

    Bahahha, so funny

  21. I love this giveaway!

    Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.

    'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'

    'That was very kind of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.'

    Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.'

  22. Jayna
    jaynawallace (at) gmail (dot) com

    Bob: What's 5q + 5q?
    Sam: 10q!
    Bob: You're Welcome!


  23. Hi Amy - thanks for the sweet giveaway!


    And here's my worst joke ever: What holiday do buffao celebrate?
    A BISONtennial.

  24. Yay giveaway time! :)


    Ok its a long one but its my favorite so...

    A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

    The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!"

    The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A bear of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."

  25. Thanks for doing this giveaway!

    A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

  26. thanks amy! love this idea of the jokes - i haven't read them all, but my favorite is jules "zzub zzub zzub." i laughed out loud at that ~ it doesn't take much for me. ;)

    a screwdriver walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey we have a drink named after you." the screwdriver says "you have a drink named murray?" ~ susan

  27. Thanks Amy!

    aimeestahl at gmail dot com


    Works better in person ;-)

  28. Tara

    Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!!!

  29. Kate

    Where did Hitler keep his armies?

    In his sleevies.

  30. Catrina

    Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke?

    Joke joke joooooooooooooke.

  31. Alicia


    Three men walked into a bar.

    One ducked.

  32. Silvia ->

    Two balloons are floating across the desert.

    One balloon says to the other:

    "Look out for the cactussssssssssss!" :)

  33. I'm a follower through Google reader, and gee, well my favourite 'smart' joke when I was a kid was:

    What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

    A flat Minor!

    thanks, Sarah
    thatdamngreendress (at)

  34. Hahaha Ok, this is the best giveaway ever, just because reading down through all of these cheesy jokes cracked me up... pure awesomeness.

    My favorite joke is the interrupting animal joke, the classic is above with the cow, but I do all the animals to my husband and it drives him batty (and he loves it).

    P1: What did the interrupting goat say?
    P2: I don't -

    At least he plays along.

    Great giveaway!

    bethfish at gmail dot com

  35. Ncsuzblogs at

    Where do pigs park their car?

    In a porking lot

  36. Alice

    lovealice22 at gmail dot com

    What day of the week do fish hate?
    Fry day!

  37. Been reading your blog and enjoying the lovely outfits for a while now, but first time commenting. can't say no to a great giveaway!

    email- ogre2qt at aim dot com

    joke- On his birthday, Chuck Norris chooses a lucky child to throw into the sun.


  38. kate, kate(_)lanahan(at)hotmail(dot)com.

    How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Only one, but it takes nine visits.

  39. What a cute idea for a giveaway!
    onetoomanyclosets at gmail dot com

    OK, get ready for a stinker...

    q: why did Tigger look in the toilet?
    a: cos he was looking for Pooh!


  40. Jenny
    jrager1 (at) gmail (dot) com

    Where do horses live?

    In neigh-borhoods!

  41. This is awesome!


    What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

    Dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant dead-anttttt.

  42. Hi you! My name is Annie and I'm at annie.c.valente My joke of the day: for the coffee lovers out there -

    "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
    "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

    Hehe :)

  43. thanks for holding this awesome giveaway! I'm Alain at . As for my joke, this is one of my favorites!

    what did the fish say when it hit concrete?



    :D hope you have a great day!

  44. What a nice giveaway :)


    how does a pig go to the hospital?

    in a hambulance

  45. Ohhh I'm excited


    Why was the broom late for work?

    It over swept because it was sweepy.

  46. Kaci - kacijohanna at

    How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

    Wait for it...

    You poke her face!

    Ha ha ha...

  47. Carol
    carol.prettythings [at]

    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

    Because it was dead.

    Why did the parrot fall out of the tree?

    Because it was stapled to the monkey.

    *Giggling uncontrollably* It's such a ridiculous joke, isn't it? Thanks for the great giveaway!

  48. Suma

    Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first one again yells, "I SLEPT with your MOTHER!" The other weasel says: "Go home, Dad, you're drunk."


  49. 1. Rosemary
    2. rororoyourblog (at)
    3. How does the ocean say hello to the beach? It doesn't; it just waves. Hardy har har!

    Oooh, pick me, pick me!

  50. Amanda


    There was a patient who was shown a series of inkblots in a Rorschach test.

    On being asked what the first reminded him of, he responded, "Sex." On the second, he said, "Sex." On the third and fourth he said the same thing.

    The psychiatrist asked, "Does everything remind you of sex?"

    The patient responded, "Hey, don't blame me -- you're the one with the dirty pictures!"

  51. Sounds awesome!

    J: Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Jacklyn who?
    Jacklyn Hyde!

  52. Great giveaway!


    How does Lady Gaga like her steak?


  53. I'm a follower!
    My fave joke is the interrupting cow joke, which doesn't really translate well in writing, so here's another:
    -What did the father buffalo say to his son as he was dropping him off at school?


  54. count me in!

    dashdotdotty at gmail dot com

    why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella?

    fo drizzle.

  55. Vanessa
    I'm a sucker for awfully awesome puns.
    "A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired." "When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds."
    Thank you!

  56. 1. Faith J.
    2. fashionkitten03 (at) hotmail (dot) com
    3. Two blondes were walking in the woods. One of them stopped, pointed at the ground, and said, "Look, deer tracks!" The other blonde shook her head and said, "No, those are bear tracks." So they began to argue: "Bear tracks!" "Deer tracks!" "Bear tracks!" "Deer tracks!" That's when the train hit them.

  57. 1. lica w.
    3. What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

    Forget-me-nuts. ha. ha.

  58. 1. Isabel
    3. knock, knock. who's there? isabel! isabele who? is a bell ringing.

  59. Anne

    What do you call a Mom who eats cookies in bed?


    A crumby Mommy!!!!!!

  60. Dayany

    Two Muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Oh my God it's hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Oh my God... A talking muffin!"

    Thanks for the giveaway!

  61. Michelle. michsant at gmail dot com.

    Here's a one liner joke (because I love both Coco and Craigy Ferg):

    "The Egyptian President is still refusing to leave. They're calling him 'The Leno of the Nile.'" –Craig Ferguson

  62. paige!

    itspaige [at] gmail [dot] com

    here's a joke from my husband: why don't you shower with pokemon? because they pikachu!


  63. thank for the giveaway1

    What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
    Wet feet.

  64. Megan
    mlb405 at gmail d0t com

    --I knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
    --What was the name of his other leg?

    (High five to Mary Poppins.)

  65. Ciara (ciararae09[@]gmail[.]com)

    What does one nose say to another nose?


    Smell ya later!!

    Aha, all my jokes tend to be corny, but this one does crack me up at times! :)

    Good luck to all that are entering!

  66. jashleyr(at)gmail(dot)com

    Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    Because he was feeling crumby!

  67. I'm a soccer coach! :)

    Q.What lights up a soccer stadium?

    A. A soccer match.

  68. Yay, this is awesome

    A truck driver was driving along the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

  69. Great giveaway Amy, thanks!

    I'm so not good with jokes so here's the oldest one in the book and the only one I can think of right now...

    Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...

  70. Thanks for hosting this awesome giveaway.
    callcentergal88 at gmail dot com

    Who is the penguin's favorite pop star?

  71. Sweet

    thanks for this awesome oppurtunity...

    Why is 6 afraid of 7?
    because 7 ate 9... :D heheheh

  72. oops, i was busy on the weekend and missed this not-to-be-missed giveaway of yours.
    First name: vintageglammz
    Joke: Why does Paris Hilton smile whenever there's lightning?

    Because she thinks some one is taking a picture of her!

  73. First name: Sylviee

    This is one of those silly jokes my seven year old brother tells me aalll the time, it's from his favourite movie James and the Giant Peach!

    ''Why don't skeletons play music in Church?
    -Cause they got no organs! ''

  74. alex

    where do monkeys go to buy drinks?

    at the monkey bar.

  75. Loopy {Esti}

    How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Wanna ride bikes? :)

  76. - Your first name: Nelli
    - Your email:
    - A joke: (please read through in entirety. i promise its not the same thing forever)

    Knock Knock,
    Whose there?
    Banana who?
    Knock Knock,
    Whose there?
    Banana who?
    Knock Knock,
    Whose there?
    Banana who?
    Knock Knock,
    Whose there?
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?

    (this was one of my favorites when I was little)

    Thanks for offering this to your readers!!!!!!

  77. Awesome giveaway. Ok so 1) I'm Amy, 2) you can reach me at and 3) thank god my co worker emailed this joke to me today cause I don't know jokes (its not that I'm not funny, I just don't know jokes.)

    Did you hear about the guy who was in a bar about as drunk as it’s possible to get ?
    A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home.
    First they stand him up to get to his wallet so they can find out where he lives, but he keeps falling down.
    He fell down eight more times on the way to the car, each time with a real thud.
    After they get to his house, he falls down another four times getting him to the door.
    His wife comes to the door, and one guy says, "We brought your husband home."
    The wife asks, "Where's his wheelchair?"

  78. Your first name: Vicky
    Your email:
    A (math) joke:

    Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
    A: Nice belt!

    Sigh. :)

  79. Name: Heather
    email: closetcravings27@gmail(dot)com

    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
    Because it was dead.

    * Emmy Rossum's joke =)

  80. Camille
    - what do you instantly know about a well dressed man?
    His wife is good at picking out clothes.

  81. name: Andrea
    joke: A blond was standing on the side of a busy road, trying to figure out how to get to the other side. She spots another blond on the opposite side of the road and yells to her "Hey! How did you get to the other side" The other blond pauses, then replies "Silly, you're on the other side!"

  82. Anne
    Since it's raining at my house right now..:)
    Q: When does it rain money?
    A: When there's change in the weather.

  83. casey
    chonig2 at gmail dot com

    a husband and wife were grilling in their yard. the wife bent over to pick up something she dropped and the husband said "honey your butt is as big as the grill.. its huuuuuge just like the grill" and he kept going on and on about how her butt was as big as their grill.
    Later that night when they were going to bed the husband tried to get fresh and the wife said "i'm not heating up this big grill for that itty-bitty weenie!"

  84. scarlet
    scleung (at) ufl (dot) edu

    what does batman eat for breakfast?

    bananananananananananana! (sung to the batman tv show theme)

    (awful, i know)

  85. Thanks for hosting a great giveaway for us!


    Why did the girl blush when she opened the refrigerator?

    Because she saw the salad dressing!

  86. Thank you for doing this!


    When does Friday come before Thursday?

    In the dictionary!

  87. Amazing giveaway - prize and rules!

    A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up, he couldn't quite reach it.The man decided to help the boy, walked up on to the porch and pushed the doorbell. He looked down at the boy, smiled and asked, "What now?"
    The boy answered, "Now we run like crazy!"

    ehayes1183 at gmail dot com

  88. Hannah

    Why does Ariel wear seashells?

    Because she's too big for B-Shells!

  89. ekjones26 {at} gmail {dot} com

    what do you get when you cross a vampire and a teacher?

    a blood test

  90. minqi(at)gmail(dot)com

    nothing against the blonds but here's a blond joke:
    A professor invented a lie detecting chair.
    Whenever anybody sitting in it told a lie, the chair would open up and dump the liar on the floor.
    During an experiment, a brunette sat in the chair and the professor asked her to tell about herself.
    She began, "I think you are the best teacher I’ve ever had."

    The chair immediately dumped her on the floor.
    After the brunette left in a snit, a blonde sat in the chair.
    The professor asked her to tell something of her life.
    She began, "I think -" The next thing she knew, she was sitting in the floor.

  91. Great giveaway.
    terrible at remembering jokes

    knock, knock-who's there? orange
    knock, knock-who's there? orange
    knock, knock-who's there? banana
    orange you glade I didn't say orange?

  92. Jessica

    jnbuettn at iupui dot edu

    Q. What day of the week do fish hate the most?
    A. "Fry-day!"

  93. Great giveaway!!

    Mallory1031 at gmail dot com

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?


    A: Because it was a double-crosser

    Lame? sorry! Not so great at jokes :)

  94. Dea here!

    Two peanuts walk into a bar.
    One was a salted.

  95. Leticia

    I found this online and thought it was funny:

    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am."
    The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up."

  96. Whitney

    What is black, white and red all over?


  97. Grace Wong

    I can't remember this joke that my friend told me (it was really funny!), but I did find a funny pun online:

    "I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."


  98. Sade
    gagaslab at gmail dot com

    This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?”

    The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight....”

  99. Lauren
    laurenpt AT gmail DOT com

    What do you call a fish with no eye?

    .... Fshhhhhhhhh.

    Gets me every time. Apparently I'm 4-years-old.

  100. Ok, my joke is lame but I always loved the various versions of the three men jokes, particularly the polish ones that poke fun at my heritage!

    "A barber, a bald man and an absent minded professor take a journey together. They have to camp overnight, so decide to take turns watching the luggage. When it's the barber's turn, he gets bored, so amuses himself by shaving the head of the professor. When the professor is woken up for his shift, he feels his head, and says "How stupid is that barber? He's woken up the bald man instead of me."

    Jen at thelifeaccounts(at)gmail(dot)com

  101. Amanda @ mandyw526 at yahoo dot com

    Where did the bull go with his wife? On their honey-mooooooooo-n.

    (Did you know that kids yogurt comes with jokes? do now!) thanks for the rad giveaway!

  102. Elizabeth
    I also follow you through Google Blogspot

    *drum roll*
    Are you ready to laugh? Here goes:
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Phillip who?
    Phillip my bag with candy!

    OMG! SO corny I know but I have a major sweet tooth and you asked soooo this is the result. :-P

    Hope I win! *fingers crossed*

  103. Molly @ mrandmrsdarling at gmail

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Daisy who?
    Daisy that you are in, but I don’t believe them.

  104. Lori

    lorispeak [at] live [dot] com

    here's a couple of nerdy jokes for you:

    What did the Nuclear Physicist have for lunch? Fission Chips.

    Where does bad light end up? In a prism!


  105. Elizabeth
    girlswhowearpearls [at] gmail [dot] com

    How do trees get on the internet?

    They log on!

    (I got that one from a laffy taffy rapper. score)

  106. I'm ashley

    and my email is ashleygettingdressed at gmail dot com

    and I'm bad at jokes.

    But umm.....what's a pirate's favorite subject?


  107. Thanks for an awesome giveaway!

    1. Amy
    2. amymangum (at) gmail (dot) com
    3. What do you call a fish with no eye?


  108. ooooh, i love shopbop! :D

    1. Mimi
    3. there was a family of olives crossing the street. daddy olive went first, then mommy olive went next. baby olive started to cross the street, but a car hit him. daddy and mommy olive screamed "babyyyyy!!!". baby answered, "don't worry, OLIVE!" ;)

    <3, Mimi

  109. Joan

    From my 7 year old daughter:

    What do you call a snail on a boat?
    -Wait for it...
    A snailor!!l

  110. Nancy

    How do you tease fruit?

  111. Nicole

    How do you make a handkerchief dance?
    Put a little "boogie" into it!

  112. Great Giveaway!!


    What did the skeleton dress up as for Halloween?
    Indiana Bones! (made up by 11 year old daughter)

  113. Mackie

    Q. Why do chicken coops have two doors?
    A. Because if it had four doors it's be a chicken sedan.

    So bad, I know... ha.

  114. Nikki

    Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
    A. Where you left it.


  115. Lisa
    LLgators1 (at) aol (dot) com

    What do prisoners use to call each other?
    Cell phones.

    BWAHAHAHAHA! Oh boy. Anyway, you are awesome, thanks for the giveaway!

  116. Erin

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
    A: To get to the other slide.

  117. Hi! my email is jeturner29 at gmail dot com

    A joke...What did the ghost say to the bee? Boo bee. Terrible joke, I know!

  118. Hmmmm....a joke, eh?
    When you put me on the spot like this my mind goes blank....

  119. Jamie
    jamie.fitzgerald at gmail dot com
    A joke: I told my French boyfriend that we should buy a kettle, and he thought I said "cattle." :)

  120. Jewish Girl

    Joke: Two men are playing a round of golf when they get stuck behind two women. Eventually one of the men walks over to ask if they can play through. He scuttles back and says, "When I got closer, I realized it was my wife and mistress," he says. "You go and ask them instead." The other one walks over to the women but hurries back and says, "Small world." (Courtesy of Esquire's "Funny Joke from a Beautiful Woman")

  121. chizanya
    chizanya at yahoo dot com

    A rabbi, a priest and a nun walk into a bar and the bartender says: what is this, a joke? :)

  122. Elz
    elzatelzabelz at yahoo dot com

    Courtesy of my 6 year old:
    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Jaguar Who?
    Jaguar Be nimble, Jaguar be quick!

  123. I love Shopbop! :)

    Name: Deanna.

    Email: calidreamin87 (at) gmail (dot) com

    Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?

    A: With a "tuba glue."

  124. A snail goes to buy a car. He asks for the fastest car on the lot and then asks the dealer to paint an 'S' on the sides. Confused, the dealer agrees. When the snail picks up his new car, he peels out of the lot at top speed, and the new sales assistant, unaware of the transaction, sees this through the dealership window, turns to his boss and says: "Wow! Look at that escargot!"

    Yeah, terrible joke.

    eemoody77 at gmail dot com