Oh, readers. Today is a sad day. Today is a day where I was completely zombie-d out and absent mindedly threw my beloved Monochromatic Corset Dress into the wash only to realize my horrifying error after I found its shrunken and rumpled corpse buried underneath newly cleaned towels and gym clothes. So that's that. Good bye, lovely dress.
This is also evidence that I need to get two separate laundry baskets: one for regular machine-friendly clothing, and another for "Dry Clean Only" items. Sigh. Hindsight.