J.Crew, I'm concerned.

So I was looking through some of J.Crew's new arrivals and such and stumbled on this:


This is what followed:

"Wow, what a cute shirt!"

*Click.*


*COUGHCOUGHCOUGHWHEEEEEEEEEEEZE*

Wow, J.Crew. You are too rich for my blood.

Apparently, there are only 9 of these in existence. Does that justify it being $695?! I say no, but whoever already snapped it up in size Small obviously disagrees with me.

Curious? It's the 'Deco Scallop' shell.