Guys, I love Christmas. In fact, I'm already beginning to accumulate Christmas decorations for Boyfriend and I's first Christmas in our own home. We're going to have our very own Christmas tree! This excites me. But, being subjected to hearing Christmas music before the Thanksgiving turkeys have even begun sweating their impending doom does not excite me. I adore Christmas tunes, but November 5th is far too early to be treated to 6 different renditions of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer." You hear that, Saxophone Guy Outside My Office Window?! Too early!